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You Know you are a Homebrewer If... |
1. You own more cooking untesils than your wife. 2. You refuse to pay $7 for a beer, because you know you can make five gallons for that. 3. You can only fit one car in the 3 car garage because of your equipment 4. You give your pasta a protien rest when cooking. 5. You insist on sparging your coffe with 170F water. 6. You can name more hop varieties than Senators. 7. Your 8 year old can poor the perfect pint. 8. You take final gravity readings on comercial beer. 9. You own the biggest cooking pot in the house, and no else can use it. 10. Your landscape design is centered around your Hop trellis. 11. You have the homebrew supply shop on speed dial. 12. You have a computer in your garage to run your brewing software. 13. Your children think you brew beer for a living. 14. Your closet has ever smelled like yeast. 15. Your family vacations include brewery tours |